old jokes

Overheard this a while back.....

Girl 1 : Eh look at this, a book on investing

Girl 2: See here is another one

Girl 1: You think Idiot's better or Dummy's better

*Thinking to myself - Both also won't do both of you any good.


Next story, probably had told to some of you. About the episode where wife had to go report an accident in PJ.

Was waiting for our turn to explain to the officer on what happened. There was a chinese guy there reporting. He started very animatedly with hands all over the place, explaining the traffic and the directions of cars etc and how it knock onto his car. Then the police was confused and asked him to draw on a paper instead. After 2 seconds drawing he reverted to using his hands and "drawing in the air", which the police said "lukis atas kertas, jangan lukis atas angin".

After a couple of minutes drawing, the police was still as blur as before, so in a very cool move, stopped the guy with a show of his palm and said "tunggu" and proceeded to open his drawer and took out 2 toy cars and asked him to "show" him how did the accident happen. Me and wife was almost rolling on the floor. Then we had to go and take pix of the damage, so we went to the parking lot. On the way back to the police station, we saw a police car on the way out and in there is the chinese guy (presumably bringing the policeman to the scene of the accident - which we later confirmed with the chinese guy when they came back). Guess the toy cars didn't help much too.